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« Thread started on: Nov 19th, 2009, 10:23pm »

a gentleman turned 90 years. his family put together an all expense paid week at a luxury resort.

he flew to his destination, without incident and was resting up from his flight in his luxurious room.

there was a knock on his door, he opened it and there stood a voluptuous beautiful woman. he asked what she wanted and she said, "i am here for you". he replied, "but i didn't ask for anyone". she said, "i know, i am here to give you super sex as part of your stay here".

he thought for only a moment and said, "i'll take the soup"
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