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« Thread started on: Dec 5th, 2006, 7:54pm »

Three male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to reach her first, but they all arrive in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless and slobbering all over themselves hoping to receive a glance from her. Aware of her charms and her effect on the three suitors she decides that maybe she'll give them a chance to make an impression with her so she tells them "The first one who can use both the words "liver" and "cheese", my two favorite foods, in an imaginative and intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The black lab speaks up quickly, "I love liver and cheese."
"That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever", says the poodle. She turns to the golden retriever. "How about you?"
"I don't like liver and cheese?", blurts out the retriever.
"No, no", says the poodle, "Those won't do. Don't you have any imagination?" She turns to the last dog, "How about you little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the golden retriever and the lab and says...
"Liver alone. Cheese mine."
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