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Little Johnny asked his grandpa how old he was.
Grandpa answered, "39 and holding."
Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"

The prospective father-in-law asked his daughter's intended,"Young man can you support a family?"
The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no, I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."

Why did the author write his novel in the basement?
He wanted to write a best cellar.

There were three woman, a brunette, a red head and a blonde who were trying to break the record for fastest time to swim across the English Channel doing only the breast stroke. The brunette shows up on the other side 48 hours later. "Congratulations!" everyone shouts. Two hours after the brunette shows up, the red head appears. "Good try" everyone shouts to her. Two weeks later, the blonde shows up. When everyone asked her what happened, she replied, "I don't mean to sound like a poor sport, but I think the other two women were using their arms."

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