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xx Tues. joke 10/4 silly definitions
« Thread started on: Oct 4th, 2006, 08:23am »

Tuesday's Joke (okay so I know it's Wednesday)

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1.ARBITRATOR:......A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
2.AVOIDABLE:.......What a bullfighter tried to do.
3.BERNADETTE:......The act of torching a mortgage.
4.BURGLARIZE:......What a crook sees with.
5.CONTROL:.........A short, ugly inmate.
6.COUNTERFEITERS:..Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
7.ECLIPSE:.........What an English barber does for a living.
8.EYEDROPPER:......A clumsy ophthalmologist.
9.HEROES:..........What a guy in a boat does.
10.LEFTBANK:.......What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
11.MISTY:..........How golfers create divots.
12.PARADOX:........Two physicians.
13.PARASITES:......What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
14.PHARMACIST:.....A helper on the farm.
15.POLARIZE:.......What penguins see with.
16.PRIMATE:........Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
17.RELIEF:.........What trees do in the spring.
18.RUBBERNECK:.....What you do to relax your wife.
19.SELFISH:........What the owner of a seafood store does.
20.SUDAFED.........Brought litigation against a government official.
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